My chotti granny ( aka D akka 4year old cousin sister )
These days kids talk with so much maturity that we being adults get stumped with their innocence. I am talking about my chotti granny,no no, my youngest cousin sister, Lets call her D, she is just 4 years but she talks as though she is our grandma.We call her dramaybaaz ( drama queen).As she lives in a joint family, she is attached to every one in the house. So other day,along with her parents, she was suppose to leave to her native place for just few days.Before leaving the house, she goes up to her aunt and gives her a heart shaped toy lock which has a key to it. She tells aunt :Yeh mera dil hai, issey main apko de rahi hoon, aap muje miss karoge na, toh isme chaavi dalna aur baat karna.kyunki main gaav ja rahi hoo na. (English Translation : I am giving you my heart, Whenever you miss me, insert the key to this heart and talk to me, as i am leaving to native place).
I told you, she is one drama queen!!!
She came down here. And Following is the telephonic conversation between D and Moi D: Tu kaisi hai? (How are you ?)
Moi feels I should be asking you that first ,instead of the other way round !!
Moi: main theek hoon, tu kab aaye? (I am fine, When did you come?)
D: Main raatko train mein thi,subah mera eyes open hua, toh main yaha hoon. (I was in the train last night, when i openend my eyes in the morning, I am here.)
Moi: Acha acha, ab bata tu mere liye mumbai se kya laye ? ( Okay Okay, tel me what have you bought for me from mumbai ?) D: ek minute (Wait for one minute !)
Moi feels how can u suddenly tel me to wait, you can skip the question instead of this wait dialog!!
In the meantime, she converses with her dad, asking what have we bought from mumbai ?? Her dad replies, tel we bought chikki.Next she comes back on the phone and starts speaking like this
D: Tuje chikki pasand hai kya? (Do you like chikki ?)
Moi thinks internally, i heard you talking to your dad, now just tel directly that I have got chikki for you, instead of asking if i like it or not!!!
Moi : Haan pasand hai (Yes i like it )
D: Acha main tere liye chikki laye hoon. ( Okay i have bought chikki, you like it na)
Moi feels what if i had said NO??, what would you have given
D: Acha abhi main rakhti hoon.Badme milongi. ( Okay Okay i will keep the phone, will meet you later)