My winning speech - a fame of 45secs

Ladies and gentlemen ( hehehe I cant stop giggling, are men gentle ?? okay okay we will discuss that later, for now, let me continue with my speech ),

I am honored by Seher with my first "The Best Ranty Oscar" award !!
I never thought I would get one !! I am soooo excited and happy about it.
I would like to thank my parents for educating me even though I hated going to an English medium school and eM, as cos of her, I started blogging and charmedone for being always there for editing the content for appropriateness and Seher thank you again, it means a lot to me as its my first award!!

Its celebration time !! I guess 45 secs are over now.....still smiling

P.S : In Oscar ceremony the winners are given only 45 secs to complete their winning speech or thank you speech, so after all its a fame of 45secs!!

It's the heat !!!

love is in the air
but the heat is so much
that love seems to have melted away!!!

aha its rhyming, I know the poetry sucks, its all due to the heat. I have been complaining non-stop about it that my colleagues have closed their ears!!! I even went and told my boss that "if I faint tomorrow, then don't blame me!!! " I know I have been getting hyper about this heat and the a/c!! There are many out there, who don't have proper electricity itself, but once we are used to the comfort level, I guess its difficult to adjust or I should say its a physiological effect that : its very hot and unless we put a/c it wont become cool!!! phew I am just tired complaining also.

Random ramblings

Its almost two weeks since I blogged last, was kind of very busy, had gone to LA with A.R. Rahman to receive the Oscars, just kidding !!! No such big excuses, was away for my friends engagement, then no new topics to write as well.
So nothing much great happened in Karnataka as I was expecting on V-DAY. But surprisingly other states of India, had some forced marriages in temples and few anti-social elements beaten up bro-sis assuming them to be couple. Sigh!!! that's India my jaan, anything can happen at any time. And it was surprising to read about Muthalik being ram sena head, doesn't pray to ram or any other god at home, nor does he visits temples except for some political functions in temples!! As he believes that "work is worship"!!! By the ways, Muthalik actually received some 1500 pink chaddis, I think god was very pleased with his work.

Last week we shifted to new office, the a/c has not been shifted with us. So I am kind of frustrated with them. So there has been no post by me, don't blame me, blame my company people!!! I have been seriously cursing a lot these days, I guess it helps relieves your mind and mouth. And for people who still don't feel any heat in the office, I shall be gifting them blankets.
So here is a saying from my friend, on my request he has framed it for me and looking at my frustration:

“It ain't the heat; it's the humility.”

Will try to post something tomorrow, if at all the heat doesn't kill me by then !!!

Saga of the february month

So the coming weekend is what I am eagerly waiting for........but it isn't for celebrating valentines day but to see what more ram sena people are going to do, especially in Karnataka??? By now everyone has heard about the "pink chaddi movement??" But ram sena has decided to gift back sarees to all the ladies. sigh!!

Okay this post isn't about the current state of affairs in our country. As this month is considered to be the most romantic month of the year, I would like to take a poem from the great poet KABIR, as it describes the current state of my heart

Akath Kahani Prem Ki,
Kutch Kahi Na Jaaye
Goonge Keri Sarkara,
Baithe Muskae

Translation : Inexpressible is the story of Love
It cannot be revealed by words
Like the dumb eating sweet-meat
Only smiles, the sweetness he cannot tell

As the week approaches, I remember one of the February month, where in, I had sent valentine cards from February 1st to 14th of February , each day with a new message to my so-called crush, by being anonymous. It was the most craziest thing to do and I am still embarrassed about it, Do share your own special moments , take care and keep smiling!!

P/S : Those people who are still celebrating their singlehood with atmost pomp can remove their frustration by clicking on the "FETCHIDO VALENTINE DOG", (just right hand side top) click on the flying hearts!! Have fun & no pun intended, cos even I am celebrating my singlehood!!

Insatiable Soul

Isnt it strange?
We all are in the pursuit of happiness
and to claim these happiness,
we go through all the negative aspects of life
and sometimes bring miseries to ourselves.
So much for the happiness.
Same vicious circles
Sadness, Jealousy, Frustration, Selfishness, Envy, Loneliness, Anger, Pain, Greediness, Lust and Hatred all engulfs you.
But we still move on
for the sole reason,
that we believe / hope that some day we would get our share of happiness too.
Human being can never be content after all
Insatiable Soul as they call it!!

Application Form

Lately I have been running around selecting B-schools. And the amount of aptitude test, Gd/PI rounds, we have to undergo, I wonder whether its all worth?? Just for another so called MBA degree, wait they don't call it a degree, they call it Post graduate diploma in management!! Okay this post is about one of the forms which I have been asked to fill and the damn thing carries 50 marks. So here is a random attempt to fill this form.



Q1)State 3 of your strengths and weaknesses

Ans: Let me go with the weaknesses first

1. Boys
2. WINE
3. GOOD FOOD

(not in any particular order and please don't ask me why!!)

Now my strengths

1. can talk non-stop!!!
2. I have slept more than 24hrs continuously
   
3. can give advice on relationship matters unless i am not involved in it.

Now moving on to second question

Q2)What would you say are your hobbies or interests?

Deep thinking : why is the question framed like this?? any particular reason for it...They could have directly asked "State your hobbies" instead of "what would you say...."
After much debate with myself, following was the outcome

"Listening to songs and have being a bathroom singer for a long time"
"Playing badminton but haven't received any medals/awards for them"
"Love watching saas-bahu serials, glad that such things don't happen in real life"
"Watching movies - specially bollywood masala type movies"
"And of course reading Novels - All romantic types only"



Q3)Mention your achievements, both academic/non-academic in the last 5 years

Ans : Now what have I achieved in the last 5 years??? If I had achieved, I wouldn't be thinking of doing MBA in first place. Once i get the MBA degree, I will be in a much better position to answer this question.
You can see it this way.......There are 3 categories of people on this earth, following lines will explain what I am trying to convey exactly.

" Many people are born multi-talented
Some are gifted with at least one talent
And few are not talented at all"

And I am sorry to say, I fall into the last category of people!! (So now can you give me the admission at least)

Q4) Mention any one personality who inspires you, elaborate on the reasons

Ans : now now, why should some one inspire me?? I can be an inspiration for myself. Since you have asked, I would have to read some autobiography and then answer this question.
I remember, being asked the same question in another interview, and without thinking I had mentioned ADOLF HITLER, now I don't wanna repeat the same name again.

Q5) In not more than 75 words describe why you want to pursue Management Education

Ans: Obvious man, to get a high paid job in an MNC. ( its not crossing 75 words also )

Last question (Thank God)
Q6)If there is anything you think we should know while we evaluate you, use the space below, However if we have captured everything through the form above, you may skip this question.

Ans: Now now, what more do you wanna capture??? Yes I am attaching my passport size snap in this application form and moreover I am just coming for completing my Post graduation. So i guess that's enough.

I wonder what set of questions they can ask more in personal interview when everything is asked over here.

You all can give your answers for these set of questions!!

HUM TUM

I haven't got any topics to write, got this mail from my friend. So I decided to share it with all of you, after all it brings a smile on every one's face.

With due respect to all the copyrights, I put forward "HUM - TUM"





and those who are not single any more, can have their own "HUM TUM"

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